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forgiv3s:

lovely-mink:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious text fails of all time!

I’m CRYINGGG at #3 hahaha!!

#7 had tears rolling down my face and literally made my day :’)

wtf i just gained 87 followers from reblogging this post :o

deforming:

forgiv3s:

lovely-mink:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious text fails of all time!

I’m CRYINGGG at #3 hahaha!!

#7 had tears rolling down my face and literally made my day :’)

wtf i just gained 87 followers from reblogging this post :o

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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comedycentral:

Neil deGrasse Tyson made his tenth Colbert Report appearance last night, and as usual, it was fantastic. Click here to watch.

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sandandglass:

Samantha Bee talks to Peter Schiff, financial commentator and CEO of Euro Pacific Capital Inc. 

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starsinthegutter:

lordofthenuggets:

theperksinourwallflowers:

roxyp:

10 Fun Facts About Cannibalism (x)

um is this supposed to convince people to be cannibals? …

I sure hope so.

not that i needed much convincing.

Sign me up

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timeywimeyhufflepuff:

No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

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glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

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vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

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angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids

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